Chocolate Waters
Lipstick Without A Cause
(For Toni)

My mom gave me this lipstick for my birthday.
It’s the reddest fuckin’ red you ever saw.
I could be Madonna in Truth or Dare.
I got her lips, you know.
You know this garter belt’s a funny thing,
‘specially without no underwear.
I’m freezin’ my twat off
standin’ on this corner with no panties,
but Freddie says you gotta have a gimmick.
Guys like all these fuckin’ snaps and shit.
Shit, they think their dick’s as big
as that Coke bottle Madonna was suckin’  but
I couldn’t even brush my teeth with these guys’ teeny weenies.
These guys - they’re so ugly their wives won’t even blow ‘em.
I’ll take their money though.
Gonna buy my mom a Cadillac,
the reddest fuckin’ red you ever saw,
faster than Madonna’s flaming lips.
Copyright © 1999 Chocolate Waters All Rights Reserved 

Also by Chocolate Waters:

 The Groper

 Dream Lover

 Multiple Orgasms